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What I have to say about today
Today was boring. I made this site, and...that was about it. My bro says I spend too much time online. So, I ran over him with my truck, it's a piece of crap, but it runs good enough to run people over with. (Just Kidding you uptight freaks, he didn't say I spent too much time online) Anyways, if you haven't noticed, I put a lot of pics of spongebob on here. Well, now, I'm finally going to put another pic on here, one of Alvita's mom, that old hag, and a mouse in cheese. I found them after searching on google.com. Now to find that porn site that had me on it....(JK, that porn site shut down after I was put on it, not for child porn but actually the people complained about my looks. They said 'attractive' people should be on porn sites. Screw them!)
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Alvita's Mom
I found this online. No telling what else I will find. Mwahahahaha! And Kayleen loves this pic so it's stayin! |
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Weird Story I found in on e-crush.com
"There was this guy at school who I had a crush on for a few years. I was pretty sure he liked me too, so finally one day I got up the nerve to ask him out. He said yes, and I was so happy! It was pretty close to the date of the spring dance at our school, so we made plans to go together.Well, along comes the dance, and we did indeed go together. Unfortunately, it was totally boring, and neither of us really wanted to dance, anyway. My date had to take a restroom break, so I got a sneaky idea and told him to meet me in the teacher's lounge in five minutes. The teacher's lounge was always unlocked, so I tiptoed in, turned off all the lights and waited for my guy. It was almost pitch black, and it had only been about two minutes when I heard the door open. I could see a silhouette that looked like my date, so I ran up to him, said, "Wow, that was fast!" and started kissing him.The door opened again, and another person stepped into the room to switch on the lights. It was my date, and the lights revealed my arms were around my 35-year-old teacher's neck! I screamed -- of course -- and ran out of the room. My date stomped out after me, and I told him that I thought the teacher had been him, but my date didn't believe me at all and was very mad. We broke up over the whole thing, and on top of that I can never walk past my teacher EVER AGAIN. " haha sux 4 her
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What's happening today...
Well, first I went to the zoo and released all the penguins. Don't look at me like that its could enough 4 um. Then I kidnapped 3 kids cuz they where hideous. I took them to my house and laughed for 5 hours straight. Then, for lunch I went to McDonalds where they tried to talk to me in English. Luckly, I know German so I yelled out, "Tengo doce gatos!" They looked at me weird and the lady behind me explained they were speaking plain English. I hit her over the head with a frying pan and then stole 300 ketchup packets. Damn smartass bitch, taught her a lesson. Um, thats it for today.
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MY FAVORITE THING OF THE MOMENT
uh.....I don't know wut 2 do wif this space, 1st poems, then reviews, and then i decided not 2 do either...so, I've changed it to MY FAVORITE THING OF THE MOMENT, which is, of course, that picture to the right :) :) So join me...uh...later, for my next FAVORITE THING OF THE MOMENT (brought to you by snacky smores)
I hate Avril and love GC!
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Julia Valdes
I found a person who has my exact same name, Julia Valdes. She runs some stupid flower business, and is probably more successful than I'll ever be. But look at her, she's old! Smiling too, who the hell smiles? And at least my web page isn't about stupid flowers! |
New Pic!
I LOVE THIS PIC! Aint it cute? I HATE AVRIL! |
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